And little by little it fades out just like me…

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

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nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho:

Things I like:

  • looking hot
  • buying stuff they can not
  • drinking hard
  • maxing dad’s credit card
  • skipping gym
  • scaring her
  • screwing him
  • killer clothes
  • KICKING NERDS IN THE NOSE

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

alwaysfireflies:

When I listen to this, I remember everything I miss.

seifukucat:

the only reason i lift weights is so i’ll have space on my arms to put more anime tattoos

i-luzu:

Illegal aliens stealing our jobs 

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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bynesexual:

iwishihadafather:

bynesexual:

iwishihadafather:

i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it

ok, knock knock?

who’s there?

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