“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
this is great
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons
that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this
Things I like:
- looking hot
- buying stuff they can not
- drinking hard
- maxing dad’s credit card
- skipping gym
- scaring her
- screwing him
- killer clothes
- KICKING NERDS IN THE NOSE
That’s a weird looking fish
When I listen to this, I remember everything I miss.
the only reason i lift weights is so i’ll have space on my arms to put more anime tattoos
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it
ok, knock knock?